Tarnish me!

Linux, quotes, Second Life and other Rants

May
5

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Fixing the HP Pavilion Dv7 laptop overheating problem

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I found this thread. Very useful.

http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Hardware-e-g-Windows-8/HOW-TO-FIX-DV7-FAN-OVERHEATING-PROBLEM/td-p/1360861

May
5

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Temporary theme revert

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Reverting the theme temporarily until the hosting provider fixes their FTP access. Once done, I will be able to edit bbpress’ CSS to fit the new theme.

May
4

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DJing: Random Electro mix

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Random Electro Mix (unplanned) by Tarzikaf on Mixcloud

May
1

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New Theme. just because

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I felt like changing. Ugly things will be eradicated as they start crawling out of under the rocks.

Apr
8

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Key blowing

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[18:46] Tarzikaf: wqhaft ias qqounf qitrh my sdkeyfnbawp
[18:46] Amystrei: WTF O.o
[18:46] Tarzikaf: what is wrong with my keyboard?*
[18:46] Amystrei: dirty?
[18:46] Tarzikaf: nah
[18:47] Amystrei: you got the air. give the keyboard a blow job
[18:47] Amystrei: lmao
[18:47] Tarzikaf: that… sounds so… wrong.
[18:47] Amystrei Dies Of Laughter…… ^o^
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[18:47] Mii-Chan: I’ll blow your keys for you.
[18:48] Tarzikaf: o.o
[18:48] Mii-Chan: That’ll be $20
[18:48] Mii-Chan: $30 if you want the deluxe package.
[18:48] Tarzikaf: man you such a whore
[18:49] Mii-Chan: CLEANING SERVICES YOU SICK FUCK
[18:49] Mii-Chan: UGH
[18:49] Mii-Chan: PERVERT

Apr
8

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Fatal motorboat

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[17:57] Tarzikaf: SOMEAN
[17:58] Tarzikaf: ILL CHOKE YOU WITH MY TATAS
[17:58] Mii-Chan: Wait…
[17:59] Mii-Chan: How are you actually going to get your tatas far enough down my throat to choke me.
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Or are you going to tie them around my neck?
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Details!
[18:01] Tarzikaf: I will take [my tatas], push them them apart and wrap them around your breathing toolset until it’s efficiency tanks under 5%. Then I will let your feeding appartus release it’s ooze until your visual input devices rotates backward and that your processing core becomes useless.
[18:02] Mii-Chan: Wow, a little bit came out.

Apr
6

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The Great Unwashed

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[12:45] Tarzikaf : mah people in this block are all rude/retard/mannerless
[12:45] Mii-Chan : How so?
[12:45] Tarzikaf : talks to themselves like they’d moan to their animals
[12:45] Tarzikaf : it’s not even civilised
[12:45] Tarzikaf : “weaaah yeah byeeehhh”
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Yeah we get the same sort come into work
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Knuckle scrapers I call them
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Or “The Great Unwashed”
[12:47] Mii-Chan : They communicate with grunts and have no concept of manners. Trust me when I say I know the sort you mean.
[12:47] Tarzikaf : Sounds like an accurate genre classification
[12:47] Tarzikaf : Homo Detritus Smellus
[12:48] Tarzikaf : commonly called “The Great Unwashed”
[12:49] Mii-Chan : Here we see the Homo Detritus Smellus in its natural habitat. If you observe the male of the species, you will quite possibly relive your last meal.

Apr
5

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Can’t fit

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[14:50] Mii-Chan: CANT FIT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH, ITS SO BIG!!

Mar
31

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Punch Cards

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[21:45] Eric LɛƑavre: My first programing I learned was FORTRAN on IBM Punch Cards… Can I have a viewer that works with Punch Cards?

Mar
31

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Something about BG cats…

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[21:35] Amystrei: i have the bg on and if i take off the ears and feet there’s really nothing cat about it o.o
[21:35] Tarzikaf: oh yeah
[21:36] Tarzikaf: I didn’t know everyone had a thick bush above their junk, ankles and wrists.

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