Key blowing

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[18:46] Tarzikaf: wqhaft ias qqounf qitrh my sdkeyfnbawp
[18:46] Amystrei: WTF O.o
[18:46] Tarzikaf: what is wrong with my keyboard?*
[18:46] Amystrei: dirty?
[18:46] Tarzikaf: nah
[18:47] Amystrei: you got the air. give the keyboard a blow job
[18:47] Amystrei: lmao
[18:47] Tarzikaf: that… sounds so… wrong.
[18:47] Amystrei Dies Of Laughter…… ^o^
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[18:47] Mii-Chan: I’ll blow your keys for you.
[18:48] Tarzikaf: o.o
[18:48] Mii-Chan: That’ll …

Fatal motorboat

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[17:57] Tarzikaf: SOMEAN
[17:58] Tarzikaf: ILL CHOKE YOU WITH MY TATAS
[17:58] Mii-Chan: Wait…
[17:59] Mii-Chan: How are you actually going to get your tatas far enough down my throat to choke me.
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Or are you going to tie them around my neck?
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Details!
[18:01] Tarzikaf: I will take [my tatas], push them them apart and wrap them around your breathing toolset until it’s …

The Great Unwashed

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[12:45] Tarzikaf : mah people in this block are all rude/retard/mannerless
[12:45] Mii-Chan : How so?
[12:45] Tarzikaf : talks to themselves like they’d moan to their animals
[12:45] Tarzikaf : it’s not even civilised
[12:45] Tarzikaf : “weaaah yeah byeeehhh”
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Yeah we get the same sort come into work
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Knuckle scrapers I call them
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Or “The Great Unwashed”…