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Mar
31

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Punch Cards

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[21:45] Eric LɛƑavre: My first programing I learned was FORTRAN on IBM Punch Cards… Can I have a viewer that works with Punch Cards?

Mar
31

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Something about BG cats…

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[21:35] Amystrei: i have the bg on and if i take off the ears and feet there’s really nothing cat about it o.o
[21:35] Tarzikaf: oh yeah
[21:36] Tarzikaf: I didn’t know everyone had a thick bush above their junk, ankles and wrists.

Jan
22

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Tentacles

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Tarzikaf: If you tackle something 10 times, does it make you a tentackle?
Reicheru Carpaccio: ok so if you’re the one testing tackle strategies does that make you a testackle (testicle)? XD

Jan
22

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VR Vortex

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That awkward moment where you try to turn your desk lamp on because you think it’s too dark in SL…

Dec
8

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Buy my jackoat

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[8:59:12 PM] Tarnix: “BY MY SAWF IT’S A COAT BUT IT LÜK LEIK EEH JAWKET BUT IT IZ NAWT A JAWKET JUST BY IT U FUCCCCCKKKK”

Dec
3

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How Windows 8 Aero really disappeared

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[10:57:14 AM] Mezmenir: Thats the hard part, the taskbar and window borders went 8 RTM
[10:57:20 AM] Mezmenir: barely able to be seen through lol
[10:57:28 AM] MeowNix: yeah.
[10:57:30 AM] MeowNix: Hnnngg.
[10:57:38 AM] MeowNix: Shoulda have used RP.
[10:57:49 AM] Mezmenir: I did lmao
[10:57:59 AM] Mezmenir: ITS A BUG :( I wish this were permanent lmao
[10:58:09 AM] Mezmenir: and slightly more glassed as you said x.x
[10:58:44 AM] MeowNix: So basically you undercovered the genesis of windows 8 RTM glass.
[10:58:57 AM] MeowNix: “we broke it, and couldn’t fix it. then labeled as a feature”
[10:58:59 AM] MeowNix: (rofl)
[10:59:01 AM] Mezmenir: LOL
[10:59:04 AM] Mezmenir: YES
[10:59:07 AM] Mezmenir: rofl

Nov
16

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hard poop

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[19:49] Maliciphant Wonder: wow I feel hard
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : o_o
[19:49] Butt Ass Maaaan: hard..?
[19:49] CalSo: I just farted. smells really really bad.
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : ROFL
[19:49] Butt Ass Maaaan: x,..,x
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : okaaaaayy
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : what a conversation
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : IM HARD
[19:49] Mal Venefica: Gas Masks!!!
[19:49] Beks Capelo Grantham : I JUST FARTED
[19:50] Butt Ass Maaaan: I can belch…
[19:50] Mal Venefica: lol Mali
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : i can do both
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : fucking brilliantly
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : rofl
[19:50] Maliciphant Wonder: ok, now i REAALY have to careful not to back into Aaron
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : not get hard..
[19:50] CalSo: Tripple Yourself.
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : i mean
[19:50] Mal Venefica: I can cover up if it will help ;)
[19:50] Butt Ass Maaaan: XD
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : fart and beltch
[19:50] Raelin: i have a huge dick.
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : yea
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : me too.
[19:50] Raelin: its bigger than my chubby cock vase
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : rofl
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : hot
[19:50] CalSo: Cum, Puke and shit yourself all at the same time.
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : ewww
[19:50] Beks Capelo Grantham : calll
[19:50] Butt Ass Maaaan: ewwwww
[19:50] Raelin: letz meet up, i can show you a good time ;)
[19:50] Butt Ass Maaaan: ffd
[19:50] Åαяση ßaiℓy: omg really
[19:50] Butt Ass Maaaan: ffs*
[19:51] CalSo: lol
[19:51] Butt Ass Maaaan: Try the masterpoop, cal
[19:51] Raelin: omg i cant even
[19:51] Raelin: what is this conversation
[19:51] Beks Capelo Grantham : oh good god im dying with laughter.
[19:51] Butt Ass Maaaan: ^
[19:51] Beks Capelo Grantham : rofllll

Oct
14

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Scrobbling

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[04:06:15] ღℒℴŧųşღ: the fk is scrobbling? sounds like a sloppy blow job

Oct
14

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Potty Ghosts

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[Tarnix] So according to the law, if you get cannabis from a magical box and sell it to ghosts, you’re fine, since you don’t grow it, nor smoke it, and you don’t own it since you didn’t make nor bought it.

Oct
5

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Overclock crack heads

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wermad: Water cooling is addicting. We should just call it the crack of pc building :D
Tarnix: And overclocking would be the heroin of the pc usage?
Michalius: I’d say that’s accurate. It can cause major damage to your system, just like heroin! Processors Over Dosing on volts at a young age is always such a sad thing.
PCModderMike: Well then I must confess, I’m a crackhead
Tarnix: we’re all brother and sisters united in the giant buzz of our dependance… Peace… :D
wermad: :rofl: You guys made my day.

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