[18:46] Tarzikaf: wqhaft ias qqounf qitrh my sdkeyfnbawp
[18:46] Amystrei: WTF O.o
[18:46] Tarzikaf: what is wrong with my keyboard?*
[18:46] Amystrei: dirty?
[18:46] Tarzikaf: nah
[18:47] Amystrei: you got the air. give the keyboard a blow job
[18:47] Amystrei: lmao
[18:47] Tarzikaf: that… sounds so… wrong.
[18:47] Amystrei Dies Of Laughter…… ^o^
[18:47] Mii-Chan: I’ll blow your keys for you.
[18:48] Tarzikaf: o.o
[18:48] Mii-Chan: That’ll be $20
[18:48] Mii-Chan: $30 if you want the deluxe package.
[18:48] Tarzikaf: man you such a whore
[18:49] Mii-Chan: CLEANING SERVICES YOU SICK FUCK
[18:49] Mii-Chan: UGH
[18:49] Mii-Chan: PERVERT
[17:57] Tarzikaf: SOMEAN
[17:58] Tarzikaf: ILL CHOKE YOU WITH MY TATAS
[17:58] Mii-Chan: Wait…
[17:59] Mii-Chan: How are you actually going to get your tatas far enough down my throat to choke me.
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Or are you going to tie them around my neck?
[17:59] Mii-Chan: Details!
[18:01] Tarzikaf: I will take [my tatas], push them them apart and wrap them around your breathing toolset until it’s efficiency tanks under 5%. Then I will let your feeding appartus release it’s ooze until your visual input devices rotates backward and that your processing core becomes useless.
[18:02] Mii-Chan: Wow, a little bit came out.
[12:45] Tarzikaf : mah people in this block are all rude/retard/mannerless
[12:45] Mii-Chan : How so?
[12:45] Tarzikaf : talks to themselves like they’d moan to their animals
[12:45] Tarzikaf : it’s not even civilised
[12:45] Tarzikaf : “weaaah yeah byeeehhh”
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Yeah we get the same sort come into work
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Knuckle scrapers I call them
[12:46] Mii-Chan : Or “The Great Unwashed”
[12:47] Mii-Chan : They communicate with grunts and have no concept of manners. Trust me when I say I know the sort you mean.
[12:47] Tarzikaf : Sounds like an accurate genre classification
[12:47] Tarzikaf : Homo Detritus Smellus
[12:48] Tarzikaf : commonly called “The Great Unwashed”
[12:49] Mii-Chan : Here we see the Homo Detritus Smellus in its natural habitat. If you observe the male of the species, you will quite possibly relive your last meal.
[14:50] Mii-Chan: CANT FIT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH, ITS SO BIG!!
[21:45] Eric LɛƑavre: My first programing I learned was FORTRAN on IBM Punch Cards… Can I have a viewer that works with Punch Cards?
[21:35] Amystrei: i have the bg on and if i take off the ears and feet there’s really nothing cat about it o.o
[21:35] Tarzikaf: oh yeah
[21:36] Tarzikaf: I didn’t know everyone had a thick bush above their junk, ankles and wrists.
[21:34] Eric LɛƑavre: A great top can Dominate a conversation
[21:34] Eric LɛƑavre: Do you know why a Great Top cannot use a web form?
[21:34] Eric LɛƑavre: Because the button says [Submit]
[8:28:30 PM] Tahnex: WHY VDID THEY ADD “:D” and “>:” as triggers GAHDAWIBGFOAWIVBGAW
[8:28:54 PM] Tahnex: hey, that’s actually pronouncable.
[8:28:57 PM] Tahnex: awesome.
[17:07] Dystopic: Worst pickup line in history:
Guy: Are your panties made out of stars?
Guy: ’cause your pussy looks like it’s out of this world.
[6:16:44 AM] Tarnix: it’s like searching for a rumored needle in a country-sized field.
[6:17:08 AM] Mezmenir: country sized field that is quickly conquering unclaimed land*